Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Promises for 2012

I will not yell at my rug rats between the hours of 3 and 4 am.

We will only have frozen pizza one night a week.

I will limit my self to 2 cans of Dr Pepper a week, unless I'm hormonal.

I will cheerfully make dinner at least once a week.(frozen pizza does not count)

I will not roll my eyes when asked to fill out permission slips or attend parent-teacher conferences.

I will ask my teenagers permission before I blog about them (unless it is really funny or stupid)

I will actually watch a Star Trek movie without mocking it vocally.

I will allow my Superman to buy what ever toilet paper his tushie desires.

I will walk in the laundry room once a day (to avoid denial).

I will only watch Dance Moms or Toddlers & Tierras when I feel like a bad parent.
Posted by Robin Kramer at 12:51 PM

4 comments:

  1. Rachel KingsleyJanuary 3, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    Oh my goodness - you are hilarious, Robin!!

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  2. UnknownJanuary 3, 2012 at 4:00 PM

    Your best chance of getting through a Star Trek movie is the 2009 version :)

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2012 at 8:49 AM

    i ALWAYS WATCH dance moms I stayed up till 3 am the other day when they had thier marathon I feel like a great mom after doing this dont deny me please
    love you guys
    will help any way I know how
    love Patti

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  4. MeJanuary 5, 2012 at 3:38 PM

    Some very practical goals for the new year Robin, you can do it (I especially like the one about not yelling at your kids, good time)

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