"I'm not getting married "til I'm eighty-five, Cause then I never have to buy my wife tampons"
"If the van has stow and go (we are renting a Dodge Caravan to take to California) where did all the parts of the car go??"
My little genius changing every swear word they know by one letter....Trying to explain that changing one letter on a swear word, is still swearing..."So I can say the real thing?!?" Yup my point exactly (eye roll)
A mind numbing discussion between Madison and Dallyn on how to do the least amount possible in school, with the easiest classes and still graduate followed by Dallyn saying "So if I just take shop over and over again , I'll still graduate?!? Yup just geniuses.
So when the Superman say "GET OUT!!!", in unison, in the parking lot. What we really mean is: "