Have you ever wished one of your off spring would suddenly fall down a flight of stairs???
If not, then clearly your off spring haven't reached the magical teenage years yet?!?! Lucky you.
Dallyn had been in the door from school for less than 7 minutes and had already methodically dropped his back pack, jacket, shoes and socks individually from the back door to his room upstairs , complained that there were no food (translation: we're out of pizza pops) and scrapped with his sister over headphones...
My,"Dallyn, please go clean the rec room" was instantly met with an eye-roll-shoulder-shrug-long-sigh worthy of an Oscar nod.
And yup, right then, from my comfy living room chair, I had this undeniable wish that said child would magically fall down the stairs he was standing at the top of.
Okay so he didn't fall...and I'm a bad parent, but as we locked eyes, he raced down the stairs unsure whether I would pursue... I was too