"you have nice earlobes, maddie"
"the dog will now be called ta-TA",
" have you read Harry Potter, lately" (spot on British accent),
sang the jelly bean song,
danced around like an ostrich-flamingo-bird thing,
told a [un-type-able] dirty joke,
randomly squawked like a pterodactyl
Dallyn "Can't you shoot her with a maturity dart or something?"
Holly: "You should have caged her the day before she turned twelve, you know!"