Where's the Bacon?!?

My Superman has the day off today, as he walks in the door from taking the kids to seminary he says....

What's for breakfast???

Me: What ever you make honey.

Him: What is there ?

Me: Eggs, bacon, pancakes.....

3 minutes later, from the kitchen....

Him: We don't have  bacon!

Me: Its in the freezer?!

Him: Nope!

Okay so my Superman is one of the smartest men I know {except when he's looking for something in our house}

So just for fun, how long does it take you to find the {non-existent} BACON ????

In his defense, It was upside -down and in the plastic mesh from Costco....

I wub my Superman :)